Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Drunken Masters

date: July 2, 2009

Man, this game is addictive. I could (And have) played this for hours, well into the night, trying to perfect drinks. I admit I can have a little *too* much fun with it at times - sometimes I'll stop trying to serve drinks for a minute or two just to do a couple of tricks (My personal favorites are catching the ice and catching glasses on top of bottles).

My only problem with the game is that I can't seem to load my game...I know I saved last night, but the game wouldn't let me load my file when I came on today.

Score: 7

"Addicting!"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: June 1, 2009

Man, oh man is this an addicting game. I still have fun just picking it up for half an hour to play through the game. To all the people who are complaining about the difficulty, here's some tips:

SURVIVORS! In the beginning, don't even bother going for weaponry. Having two extra people to fight (And being able to repair 15% of the barricade in 1 hour) is much, MUCH more useful than having the revolver. When you get up to 4 or 5 survivors, then work on getting weapons.

The Notes and the Diary. You've got two sources of tips in-game; read them. It takes all of 10 seconds to look over the note and the diary, and you've got a helpful tip for surviving the night ahead. Granted, they won't always be useful, but they often give you a good idea for how to stay alive.

Automatics and the Chainsaw. The two most useful weapons you can have. The chainsaw has an instant reload that doesn't require you to stop using it, and automatic weaponry will rip through just about every zombie type there is. Plus, the first auto you get has an extremely short reload time, so you shouldn't have much trouble.

Don't waste hours repairing the barricade back to full. Once you get up to automatics, the barricade will take maybe 4 or 5% of damage each night. With enough survivors, you can repair several nights' worth of damage in a single day.

Aim for the legs. Most zombies are pretty tough, and can take a lot of damage to the torso (Fat ones and soldiers can take a full 25-shot clip before they die, even). But once a zombie's legs are gone, it can't get back up. This is especially important when the soldiers show up, and are nearly impervious to torso shots.

All in all, a very challenging, yet entertaining game. For those who think the game is *still* too hard to even play, go and try the second game. It's a lot easier, with weaker zombies and (usually) only the occasional running zombie. Very awesome concept and execution, for both games.

Score: 9

"Grr!"

submission: VR Defender Y3k

date: December 5, 2008

It's one of the hardest TD games on Newgrounds, but it's god damn addicting. I think the biggest problem is how laggy it gets once you hit later levels. What gets me every time is that eventually my income is so high that the best way for me to spend money is buying and upgrading multiple Lightning and Flamethrower towers, and with 9-10 of the Flamers on the field, the lag is terrible.

I would suggest one of two things: either tone down the health on the mobs (Because even at level 2, things are starting to get past when I can only afford 2 MG towers), or increase the number of upgrades on each tower. It's a fantastically addicting and difficult game, and I would say one of the best on NG.

Score: 6

"A resounding "ehhh...""

submission: Bucketball

date: September 15, 2008

Kind of addicting, I'll admit. But I agree with others, the launcher needs more power. Especially in some of the spots where you have to make really high jumps just to get onto platforms to keep launching upwards.

A bit bland, and no level variety, either. I didn't finish it, but when I hit the 12th level and realized that it would require an insane amount of precision that I can't achieve.

Not a bad concept, but needs improvement.

Score: 10

"Ha!"

submission: SHIFT 3

date: July 21, 2008

Such an amazing game, though I think you added a few levels of difficulty with finding all the achievements. (Now that there's no description other than a name) I love the fact that you actually gave it storyline, although that ending was kind of cheesy. All in all, it was a great game...

...but come on, why Mel Gibson? Kind of lame if you ask me.

Score: 10

"Ha!"

submission: Final Fantasy Gil Quest

date: July 17, 2008

"Ah, my head's on fire."
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...
...
...
"MY HEAD'S ON FIRE!"

This movie has one of the greatest lines in flash history:
"Olsen Twins? KILL!" (And I agree whole-heartedly)

Score: 10

"One of the best"

submission: The KH Chronicles 1.3.

date: July 17, 2008

Definately one of my favorite flash movies of all time. I loved the exchange between Ansem and Sora, and I agree with person below me: Best Scene Ever.

"Brown hair? Blue eyes? Dorky clown shoes? SKIN? I must be a butterfly!"

Score: 10

"Too funny!"

submission: The KH Chronicles 1.2.

date: July 17, 2008

Even better than the first one. Can't stop laughing!

"Don't put the duck in the oven...didn't even use stuffing."
"OHMYGODI'MONFIRE! I mean...something...not...stolen..."

Score: 10

"Haha...forgot about this one."

submission: The KH Chronicles 1.1.

date: July 17, 2008

One of my favorite KH movies ever. A friend showed it to me once back when it was first submitted, and I forgot all about it (Sorry). I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this!

"Who's fluffy?"

Score: 7

"I like it, but..."

submission: KingdomHeartsFunFlash 1.2

date: July 17, 2008

It's great, I'll say that. KH Hentai is really hard to find. But there are a few flaws I found. First off, there's a music looping issue where a second copy of the music will start playing over the first, resulting in a mish-mash of chaos. The only other issue I had with it was the gallery. It's got some good pictures, but it's hard to enjoy when the pictures flash by that quickly. I would add a function that allows viewers to click through with buttons for forward and back, not just have it play through all of them at once.

7/10 for now, but it would be great to see it improved.